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"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." --George
"Get out!" --Elaine
"No soup for you!" --Soup Nazi
"It's not a lie, if you believe." --George
"Hello, Newman." --Jerry
"Everything I've ever done or said is the complete opposite of what I've wanted." --George
"Hello, Jerry." --Newman
"Is it a titlelist?" --Kramer
"I know the chunky that left these chunkies... NEWMAN!" --Jerry
"This crest has a moose on it!" --Jerry
"Worlds are colliding!! George is gettin very upset!!" --George
"You suffer for your soup." --Kramer
"Aht!!" --Kramer
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" --Kramer, George, Jerry, Elaine
"Jimmy's going into shock!" --Jimmy
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' it!" --Kramer
"The wheels are in motion, he said. But there was no motion. He is a very bad man." --Baboo
"I don't wanna wear the ribbon!" --Kramer
"You're killing independent George!" --George
"When this wedding is postponed, it's like a stay of execution!" --George
"I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum." --George
"That is one magic loogie." --Jerry
"I choose not to run!" --Jerry
"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!" --Elaine
"For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots." --George
"'Cause I'm like ice, buddy, if I don't like you, you've got problems." --Kramer
"When you control the mail, you control information!" --Newman
"But I don't wanna be a pirate!" --Jerry
"Giddy-up!" --Kramer
"People love to say salsa!" --Jerry
"I'm a great quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. I was raised to give up." --George
"Did you just say ridicurous?" --Jerry
"Poppy peed on my new sofa!" --Jerry
"It's like a sauna in here!" --Kramer
"Knowing you is like going into the jungle, I don't know what I'll find next, and I'm real scared." --Jerry (to George)
"You know what you are? You're a ribbon bully!" --Kramer
"Well I can't go back to the public courses now! I can't! I WON'T!" --Kramer
"I won't tolerate infestation!" --Frank Costanza
"Gotta love the Drake!" --Elaine and Jerry
"A gift that isn't enjoyed is like a flower that doesn't blossom." --Kramer
"I don't want to be remembered, I want to be forgotten." --George
"This is beyond B.O., this is is B.B.O.!" --George
"Pulp can move, baby!" --George