ROB: I'm new to Mortal Kombat, so you'll have to help me with the names, Greg.
GREG: Okay.
ROB: Allright, what's that guy with the brown mask.
GREG: Yup.
ROB: Yup's his name? Pretty stupid...
GREG: No! What's his name!
ROB: That's what I asked you!
GREG: I told you, What's his name!
ROB: Allright... you're asking me...
GREG: I'm not asking you anything! Why would I?
ROB: Greg! Who is that guy?
GREG: No! Who is the one with the grey mask on!
ROB: I was just gonna ask that! Who IS the one with the grey mask on?
GREG: Yes!
ROB: OK, so there's Yup with the brown mask, and Yes with the grey mask. Now,--
GREG: Huh? What's in the brown mask and Who's in the grey mask...
ROB: Wait, say I was using... the black robot--
GREG: No One.
ROB: Hmm?
GREG: No One's the black robot.
ROB: Someone must be the black robot...
GREG: Someone's the green robot.
ROB: I knew SOMEONE had to be the green robot. But how can NO ONE be the black robot?
GREG: Because that's his name.
ROB: So the black robot is THAT.
GREG: No, it's No One.
ROB: And the green robot is
ROB & GREG: Someone!
GREG: Exactly!
ROB: Whatever. So... I'm using "Someone"--
GREG: The green robot.
ROB: Yup, uh-huh. And Someone is against the guy in the grey mask.
GREG: What.
ROB: I'll repeat it. Someone is against--
GREG: I heard you the first time. What is the name of grey ninja.
ROB: [Sighs] THAT'S what I'M asking YOU!
GREG: And I'm telling ya! Now I'll talk about the guy with the laser glasses, Why.
ROB: Why not? And you haven't told be about the brown ninja--
GREG: What.
ROB: The brown ninja--
GREG: What.
ROB: THE BROWN NINJA!
GREG: WHAT!
ROB: What about the green ninja,
ROB & GREG: SOMEONE!
GREG: Now you're getting it!
ROB: Now I'm getting What?
GREG: That's the brown ninja!
ROB: WHAT? Forget this, I'm going to play MK3.
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