Written by: Motaro, 5-5-96

This is humor! UMK3 isn't that bad, it was just an easy target for a YMCA parody!
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Oh boy, it was once a great game.
I said, oh boy, it has fallen to shame.
I said, oh boy, because it's really lame
that the second one was better.

Oh boy, I expected a lot.
I said, oh boy, then my hopes they were shot.
you can play it, but I'm sure you will find
that the second one was better.

It all got ruined with U-M-K-3.
It all got ruined with U-M-K-3.

They've got just palette swaps, for all of us to "enjoy,"
There's 3 girls, and then there's 5 boys...

It all got ruined with U-M-K-3.
It all got ruined with U-M-K-3.

It's got hidden fighters, lots of special moves,
but the music, it just doesn't groove...

Oh boy, are you listening to me?
I said, oh boy, I've put it simply,
I said, oh boy, it might be your dream game,
but you got to know this one thing!

no one plays it all by himself.
I said, oh boy, put your pride on the shelf,
and just play it, it is UMK3.
and I'm sure that it's cheaper today.

It all got ruined with U-M-K-3.
It all got ruined with U-M-K-3.

They've got just palette swaps, for all of us to "enjoy,"
There's 3 girls, and then there's 5 boys...

It all got ruined with U-M-K-3.
It all got ruined with U-M-K-3.

It's got hidden fighters, lots of special moves,
but the music, it just doesn't groove...

[repeats chorus]

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