December 7th, 1996

Dear GregL2,

I am not sure about how to order MAD! I am about to go MAD TOO! I live somewhere in Asia and I have a form to order bu the prices are OUT OF THIS WORLD if you know what I mean. I have a friend that has lots of MAD's and I talk to him often about them. Well, I'll just figure out my problems myself and go MADDDDDDDDDDD!

-Jackson K.W. Leung

Well, the prices are probably higher because exchange rates, shipping, and general Acts Of God (which are not covered in your warranty). Wish I could help, but I don't have enough money to start making loans for MAD subscriptions (it'd be cool if I did, though...).

Alfred E. Neuman is the king of all comedy. I'm not worthy

-Ice Dragon

Who's the queen, then? Hmm?

I totally love mad! Always have and always will. It has kept me safe inside insanity for the 18 years of my life. And believe me, I needed sanity. I was in an all-girls private boarding school run by nuns for three years. As you can tell, I'm into self-torture!

Love,

-Celeste

...and MAD totally loves you. I'm sure the nuns did, too. :)